Gas Prices

Gas has gone up 10 cents this year. Now it will cost more to go boating in Biscayne Bay. It used to only cost one dollar for the whole day. Now it will be more, what is the best way to adjust? Maybe the answer is stealing. After all they must have increased prices to get more funding for the war. It’s got to be controlled by the government; they need money so they’re stealing it from us without informing anyone. How can this happen? How can America do this to it’s own citizens? The next thing they’ll do is send children to war – oh wait they are.

Lottery

Every Monday night is TV night, on the brand new television. It has 12 channels all on one knob. When the knob is turned the channel changes, much like the selection of the winning lottery numbers. The numbers go around and around inside of a ball that is rotated by the turn of a handle. Does someone really win all $654,000? Are all the number randomly selected like birthdays of drafted 18 year olds? Is it simply based on luck? What if I’m not so lucky when it comes to the turning of the draft knob? Maybe it’s all a fake to get the citizens of the United States to donate money to education. How else would education benefit from this? It must be rigged. If it were true, what would it be like to win all that money? Not possible, it will all be gone before that happens.